London Alternative Market

Newsletter - July 2008

Dear subscribers,

Well it’s been another busy month in the LAM office, the accountant is happy the accounts have been filed and we can once again focus on the important business of deviance. We are officially full of stalls this month with which means that due to capacity on the main floor and stage area Violet moon and Morphia are this month located in the royal boxes & Luxury Love swing are upstairs adjacent to My Lady’s Crepes, hopefully uktrucker will avoid a repeat of his previous tweetie pie inspired antics.

The big news is the change in the format and venue for the aftermarket party, more details in this newsletter.

This month we have some new stalls as well as the return of a few old favourites:

Kinky Kushionz - selling handmade kinky cushions

Morphia’s Mix – selling a range of items from the royal box.

Zahira’s Boudoir formally Mistress T providing individually Hand crafted products include Corset style belts, various highly adorned hats and headdresses, a selection of jewellery where the finest leather is combined with feathers, silver, crystals and semiprecious stones

Libby Rose is now expanding her range of wonderfully sexy and original hand made garments and accessories. Inspired by films and theatre of a bygone age, her influences range from Mae West to Audrey Hepburn, with a pull on interesting and arty themes and designs. Sizes range from 8 – 22 with a full 'made to measure' service available.

Deviant play have now taken on the franchises for Hitachi Magic Wands and the Eroscilator plus other buzzy toys and attachments in addition to their.

Welcome back Erotic Hedgehog after their brief absence

E-Stim Systems have some new products and special offers which will be available at this months LAM but you will need to check the stall for details.

The official schedule for the day is:

11am— Doors open.
12:30pm— LAM workshop will be Protocols in Ds by SF_Freak
2pm— The stage demo will be Kat and the Leather Family
4pm –LAM draws including, £25 for the best dressed guest as well as the usual 2 entry draws of £25 followed by a hoist auction in support of the Spanner Trust.

LAM has always been associated with imaginative, even startling, ways of raising money for The Spanner Trust. But just wait till you see July's offering! It's come about because the Venerable Eric, so old he sends telegrams to the Queen, told us he had a birthday just after Sunday's LAM. So we called in a whole team of LAM-loving women with good cause to get their claws on Eric, and results will be displayed to you, an amazed and shocked audience round about 4pm.

Just consider: we have Dangerous Dolly in her ground-level act which shows you exactly why she's called Dangerous (don't tell Eric). The Two Irrepressibles, aka Pups & Sparks, are foaming at the mouth and elsewhere at the thought of having a completely helpless Eric at their mercy. Dan, The Lighting Man, is providing a hoist and terrific lighting effects - but come along and see for yourselves. Just one word: Eric is appearing as Eric the GumBeast in his unbelievably heavyweight Studio Gum total enclosure suit, alone worth the visit. You'll never believe what happens next! Except that Dolly retires happy and triumphant, Pups & Sparks exceed all previous adventures, and Eric - well, we wish him a Happy Birthday and something tells us he will thoroughly enjoy what these magnificent ladies do to him. So will you. Bring money so that you can bid in the world's most bizarre rubber-bondage auction - you'll enjoy spending a penny far more than usual.

The needle play check list was popular last month and a number of people have said they make great mementos of play sessions they have had, more copies will be available from the front desk and we are hoping to make it available online soon.

The after party has moved to a new location and is now brought to you by AndrexPuppy from the LAM crew. A stone's throw from the Clapham Grand (five min walk approximately) we have the exclusive use of a beautiful venue with a private bar and 2000 square foot of play and relaxation area. Food will be available exclusively for LAM after market party and will be served until 9pm. The event will start at 5.30pm on the Sunday and will include a basic skills workshop/demo for newbie’s or those that just want to brush up on their techniques, this month’s demonstration will be Sjamboks by Volcanic Sparks.

There is a secluded smoking area behind the venue for those who need to slip out for a smoke break. Music will be provided by Master Bone as resident DJ playing a mix of music to play to and chill out tunes. Tickets (£5) and details will be available at the LAM community desk or the puppy party stall on the ground floor near the bar.

As always if you have any suggestions for workshop, demonstrations and stage shows you would like to see at the LAM let a member of the crew know are always interested in your feedback.

Regards,

The London Alternative Market Team

The Grand
21-25 St John's Hill
Clapham Junction
London
SW11 1TT

PS - you can link to or read our online copy of this newsletter (f you feel the need!) at http://www.londonalternativemarket.com/nl/2008/200807.shtml.

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